my mkay bike can go 30mph, get's 150*** miles per gallon and if i got a bit drunk at a haight street festival i can walk it home at 3mph and no cops can mess with me. ever try to walk your car home? akido with the government ;) *

if you drink 2 beers at dinner and drive you are committing a dui. it is very hard to defend a dui because the police got you doing a possibly dangerous activity. i think the penalties and police tactics should be debated but not on this post. after getting a dui you will spend at least 1 night in jail, make several court appearances, pay many thousands of dollars and in my case since i was in a national park, have a federal officer watching my back for 3 years.

so i will use this police crackdown and their money maker** to my advantage by showing the convenience of an mkay bike for people who party and live in a city. i will fight for my right to party and do what i want as long as it is ethical to me and those whose opinions are educated and enlightened.


* akido is a martial art that uses the strength of the opponent for ones own benefit.
** there are over 200,000 dui arrests every year in california don't be one of them, avg cost of dui is in the $4-6,000 range eeek not something you want to pay for, wouldn't you rather have that money for _______?
*** in san francisco with constant up and down hills with grades up to 20%! with a driver weighing 160 lbs the actual miles per gallon were more like 100-120 mpg